Dex Valley - God's gift to rock
Todd - Smokin', drinkin', chillin', rockin'
The Peytons - I'm going to call the authorities!
Henry Bolt - Shreddin' it, like every other day
Sean - Let the bottles hit the floor
Jamarcus Valley - A cookie a day keeps the mind at play
Matt - There's no place like the couch, there's no place like the couch
Gary - Liquor free ain't easy
Brian - Mostly high, never low, and always here
